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Checking in…

It’s gotten pretty bad out there.

Luckily the resources on campus are such that I’ve had a contingency plan for just such an occasion. The Student Center has only a few external entry points and plenty of material for barricades. It’s also got generators, UPSes and all sorts of power equipment. Provided the generator on the south side of campus keeps the Internet connection up I’ll be able to put a lot more information up later.

Suffice it to say that things are well, and the cafeteria is well stocked, as it’s running for the summer. If it had been last year we’d have been up a creek, since they were only running the food court at the time. Plenty for all of us. Aims is well, and if it was possible, more uncomfortable than she was before.

Lest you think we’re alone, several friends are along for the ride, and they’re not bad to have: members of the NJ National Guard. Sgt V. and I are doing what we can to keep people sane, but it’s a tough thing to do. They think this stuff only happens in movies.

Entry points barricaded and guarded, electricity still running, and National Guard members on my back. Not a bad way to ride out the Zombocalypse.

And you all thought I was crazy planning this in advance. Now me and a couple of AR-15s are going Punkin’ Chunkin’ from the courtyard balcony. Sometime tomorrow morning we’re going to raid the bookstore and grab some more supplies, junk food, sodas, juices and the like. We’re stocked up, but it doesn’t hurt to keep hoarding.

Peace out, and stay frosty.


  1. Aimee wrote:

    You are so weird…

    Is the dining hall really open this summer?

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 9:03 am | Permalink
  2. Shaun wrote:

    Dude?? A zombie apocalypse has not taken place yet. What are you on about?

    Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 5:19 am | Permalink

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