Does this work as awesomely as I think it should? Let’s try it out.

Also, I think I’m going to delete my Facebook account. Wholesale deletion, the kind they bury in the help information, not just deactivating.

Simplifying, and divesting. If people would like to keep up with me, they’re more than welcome.

I think a visual redesign will be required, too. I’ll draw something up. Consult with folks. And give some light instructions on how to communicate with me more easily.

Sound like a plan?

ENJOY!!!

• Coffee is the most important thing. No coffee, no function.
• I used to question why they started children’s programming at 6AM. Not anymore.
• When they’re sick and nonverbal, expect screaming.
• Never underestimate the power of hugs.
• Don’t be above fibbing to your child. Cream cheese is cheese. Pears are apples. It’s important when they have a limited vocabulary.
• Not telling your children about Santa Claus because “it’s just a lie, and my parents brought me up on that lie, and it was a HUGE betrayal, I’ll never lie to my children” is just overly pedantic. Unless you’re Jewish, then I expect you should tell them about Hannukah Harry.
• On a related note, children need fantasy. They’re not little adults. They’re children.
• Sarcasm is not a child rearing philosophy.

I suppose there’ll be more later.